Cataglories*[kat-awe-glor-ies]
noun pl.:  to be filled with the feeling of awe, repeatedly, regarding the achievements of the felines in one's lives
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Humor that has gone wrong concerning our feline friends.  Have you seen something too funny or wrong for words. Send it to us and we'll publish it here.

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Cat Tools for the Finicky Pet Owner
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Oops
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4 Is a Crowd
Anonymous

Ohhhhhhh
Jester the Cat
owned by Solaz "The Queen of Everything"

The 12 Cats of Christmas
  A Cat Lover's Christmas Carol

On the first day of Christmas
when I brought home my tree...

My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats la-laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the eighth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the ninth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree...

11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree...

with 12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 garlands mangled
and my 12 cats a-laughing at me!

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